If you think you never crossed my mind again, you’re wrong. Honestly, the truth was that I was still majorly butt hurt over the girl before you. Not to anyone’s surprise, the whole affair with a woman soon to be married ended terribly. Let me tell you how this relates to you. This girl, we… Read More To The Guy I Dated Last & The Trauma Of Being Ghosted
My existence literally stopped at the intersection of me and you. It wasn’t that time was frozen, rather I didn’t want to exist in a moment outside your presence. Not before, not after.… Read More Supernova
How you like to have sex is generally a secret to the majority of the world. Literally speaking, the world isn’t going to fuck you, so the information isn’t really something the world needs to be made privy to. Metaphorically, I personally think the world is a lecherous whore…One who is fucking us all in ways… Read More Honorable Mentions of The Kamasutra For Mere Mortals
So…I’m just going to be blunt and spit it out. I got into a fascinating entanglement last year with not the cutest girl. By not the cutest, I mean, she was ugly. As partial as that statement may seem–she was. I have always acknowledge this… I am the type of person who you will never… Read More Things That Might Happen When You End Up Dating An Ugly Person 🙂 Cause Ugly PPL Exist IRL
I got rid of your shit before I even let you know I was done. …. You know that toothbrush that you had? You know the thing we made on valentines day? Yeah, all that shits gone. Some of it I threw into the dumpster. Some of it I flushed down the toilet. …And some… Read More I’m Drinking For You
I really miss that… & I know you miss the smell of my curls tickling your skin I know its not just the herbal essences… So why must you pretend? Why do you wanna play games with my heart while I play with your body? I kiss you, you kiss me back I lick you,… Read More Sex W/ The Ex
I was googling spay and neuter of dogs because I recently got a new puppy (more on that traumatic experience later). Obviously at only a few months old, she isn’t fixed yet. Given that humans barely understand the ramifications of snatching out reproductive parts in women–or women’s health for that matter, I wanted to be… Read More & Sometimes Female Mammals Have Dicks.
Maybe YOU aren’t shit, but everyone else? Everyone else is definitely shit. Just imagine being the only person in the world who isn’t shit. … Read More Are You a Shit Person?
There is no better place to judge than upon this porcelain perch.… Read More Shitter’s Row
The sparrow is small and weak But its wings have a strong rhythm And its voice has a melodic squeak. The sparrow is innocent, and so it is free. It skips whimsically through open skies- The world is at peace here, and the sparrow in reverie. The hawk though? The hawk is on the hunt.
One of, if not the only benefit to being a fully functional, autonomous, and self supporting adult, is you become the Queen (or king🤷🏽♀️) of your castle. When its your house its your rules… Yas bish!! Finally! Nobody can tell you to wash dishes when you dont want to. No more harsh glances when you… Read More Why You Should Make Your Bed Every Morning Even Though You Dont Have To